Dear Blogger people,
I am writing to tell you good news. Recently, something very wonderful happened to me, it was just like...an angel falling out of the sky, right into my arms. I have not felt this wonderful in a very long time, it was like being transported into a heavenly dimension of pretty cherubs and naked people.
I have met the love of my life. His name is Fabio, and he is possibly the most gorgeous specimen of the opposite sex I have ever met. Just thought you might want to know.
